July 30th, 2010Joe Tkacz Writes: Madden is like a fix for heroin users. When they dont get it in their system they tend to get moody and pissed off at the world. They form lines at midnight like dopeheads, waiting for Gamestop to open its doors, and occasionally offer you shitty pizza while you wait. Now keep in mind, pizza is generally like sex. Even when its bad, its still pretty damn good. Not Gamestop pizza though. Its usually Dominos, or one of the chains we more often than not try to avoid. But why the hell am I talking about pizza? Maybe its because its the only thing associated with Gamestop that doesnt make me totally sick to my stomach.
